Sick of pumpkin spice? Replace every mention of it with glorious nuggets from Colin Nissan's McSweeney's ode to decorative gourds.
Fall is not a time for corporate aromatic orange nonsense. It is a time for mutant squash and insanely shellacked ornate vegetables. Read the founding paean and let the freaky-assed harvest reign!
Note: requires "Read and change all your data on the websites you visit" permission because the extension loops through text on pages you visit in order to replace it with squashy business. Check out all 200 lines of extremely legible and innocuous open-source code at https://github.com/tobek/the-true-meaning-of-fall.