Replace presidential candidate names with the pile-of-poo emoji.
A Chrome browser extension that replaces the names of presidential candidates (US, 2016) with the pile-of-poo emoji (💩) in most web pages that you visit.
Option checkboxes allow you to "poopify" the names of Democrats, Republicans, or both.
Newly updated: Version "1.0.10 Iowa" removes several candidates who are no longer in the running.
Possible reasons that you might want to use this extension might include:
* You are from outside the US, and don't need to hear these names every day.
* You are temporarily overloaded by the amount of poop that the candidates sling at one another.
* It's easier than voting. (However, MUCH less effective!)
* Because it is funny.
"This extension is improving my life."
— Eunice R.
The following "major" political candidates are included in the list:
Republicans: Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul, Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Chris Christie, Scott Walker, John Kasich and Jim Gilmore.
Democrats: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders
Third-party and independent candidates: Roseanne Barr, Zoltan Istvan, Waka Flocka Flame, Vermin Supreme, Robert David Steele, Jill Stein, John McAfee, and Dan Bilzerian.
The list of included candidate names will be updated from time to time by software update.
This software is produced as a public service project from Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories. No judgement upon any of the named individuals, nor their platforms, parties, or beliefs is either implied or intended. This is an equal-opportunity text replacement tool, for the good of all humanity.
Also: Please vote!
Source code & Issues tracker: https://github.com/evil-mad/politicians-to-poop
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