Next-Gen consoles have been released. That makes them Current-Gen, for fucks sake.
100% unoriginal, and totally cribbed from the hilarious cloud-to-butt extension (seen at https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt).
This just replaces occurrences of "next-gen" with "current-gen" on websites.
Because when a next-gen console gets released, it is no longer next-gen.