Replaces the text 'IP' with 'immense penis' because that's way better.
Replaces the text "IP" with "immense penis" because that's much better.
The term "IP" as short for "intellectual property" is gross business jargon that has totally oversaturated writing about games. So better to make it about dong instead!
Kotaku's Kirk Hamilton made this observation on Twitter and it was too good not to make real.