Blast holes in the Internet.
Back in 1992 there was a software "utility" for Mac OS called Insanity. A description of what it did can be found at http://www.danielsays.com/ss-gallery-macintosh-insanity-10.html.
I have hacked together a version of this for Chrome, which makes it possible to shoot holes into web pages. Pretty basic, but very cathartic when dealing with poorly designed websites.