Replace references to CrossFit on your social networking sites with House of the Cheeky Serpent. Because.
You know those friends who post on Twitter and Facebook about the number of jerks, hang cleans, hang power snatches and, umm, "ball slams" they performed at CrossFit last night? This is my way to extract some harmless entertainment at their expense.
FYI, my friends who do CrossFit are looking great. Go them!