Praise the FSM. Change words on webpages to be filled with more appropriate Pastafarian text.
Changes:
God, Jesus Christ, Allah, Yahweh -> The Flying Spaghetti Monster
OMG -> OMFSM
Amen -> R'amen
Ramadan -> Ramendan
Passover -> Pastover
Hello, Hi, Hey -> Ahoy
Christmas -> ChriFSMas