Help Alphonse avoid all the farts! So gross, am I right?
AKA Video Games Are Art Now, But Apparently, They're Still Just For Kiddies, So We Should Just Embrace That and Enjoy Our Farts
Help Alphonse, the janitor at the hot new bean restaurant avoid all the gassy customers and their farts! Avoid the toilets too, because we're taking this fart thing all the way! Because even though we have respectable and artistic video games these days, we keep getting told that they're still something only little kids do when they should be playing outside instead, so let's just enjoy the fact that we're apparently little children.
For those who think that even then, the farts are too much, it's okay. Avoid the farts for over a minute in a single playthrough, and you unlock SUPER SERIOUS ARTISTIC MODE. It's pretty depressing.
Move Left: A/Left Arrow
Move Right: D/Right Arrow
Jump: Space/Up Arrow
Select (in Menus): Space/Enter
Full Screen: F10
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