This ticker just distracts me while I am adding everyone, that I want to stalk, to my close friends list. I need focus, Zuck!!
We all ...wait .... some of us hate the new facebook ticker. Everyone in my news feed (thats entirely another story) is talking about it, lets just get rid of it !
Just install it, refresh your page and wave goodbye to that ticker forever ....
If this doesn't stop you from cribbing atleast try to not crib on fb itself, just move on and +1 it somewhere..
Version: 1.1 - updated compatibility with https, the lack of which was the reason why it didn't work for most of you earlier.