Do We Paddle For Glory?

Nay, We Paddle To Ruin!

Sea Breeze Ninjas paddle beyond all fear and pain... The lesson is; the Sea Breeze Ninjas' best friends are fear, pain, and mental anguish. Fear and pain are real, we all know that, but you must learn to turn each to your advantage, and of course the very real threat that you might be demoted to the Sponge Bob Platoon is extreme mental anguish... well, it can be. - From The Chronicles of the Sea Breeze Ninjas