It turns out everyone is a DJ
Changes certain titles to "DJ". Make the news more fun with headlines like:
DJ Obama to announce executive action on immigration Thursday
Ex-Virginia DJ Jim Webb announces he's forming 2016 exploratory committee
William C. Dudley, DJ of the New York Fed, says, “I don't think anyone should question our motives.”
After the DJ doubled down on his promise to change the immigration system, Greg Abbott made his own vow: Expect a lawsuit from Texas. But some legal DJs doubt Abbott can successfully challenge the DJ's order.