A better breed of lie.
Remember all those times you wished that articles calling Jeremy Corbyn unelectable would just finally have the balls to call him out for being a fire-breathing Narwhal Demon instead?
Well, wish no longer, my whale-fearing flammable friends: Corbyn to Narhwhal is the extension you've waited your whole lives for.
Because, when faced with bare-faced lies, why not upgrade them to even better lies?
After all, unelectable Jeremy Corbyn's been the best electoral boost the Labour Party's had in decades...but a senior source informed me that he's never once denied being a fire-breathing Narwhal Demon.
Why the silence, Jeremy? What have you got to hide, you flaming Narwhal?