Skip longreads and comment threads.
Blog Skipper is a Web Extension to skip longreads and comment threads. It works great for 'holy wars' and won't let your fingers get tired \o/.
HOW TO USE IT:
Right-click on a part of an article or a comment thread you want to skip. In the context menu click 'Skip'. It'll scroll the page to the next header in case of article click or to the next comment tree (last comment if there is no next comment tree) in case of comment click.
There are shortcuts, which is great for Vimium (or other similar extensions) users! Defaults are 'z' for Skip and 'Z' for Undo (move to the position before Skip). You can reassign them on the extension's options page.
Comment skipping is available only for several sites (like YouTube, Reddit, Disqus, Hacker News and etc.) but you can manage it on the extension's options page (basic CSS knowledge is required).