BeyondCarl® is the donkey sidekick who makes your day a bit more interesting with anecdotal observations and funny quotes.
**CURRENTLY IN BETA**
Hi, I'm Carl. I'll pop into your browser every now and then with some subtle animations and at the times you want to with some inspiration, trivia, or general observations from my roaming about.
I'm a robotic time-traveling donkey who's traveled from the future to help you with the present because I've seen your future. It's pretty bleak. Anyhow, I'm going to brighten your day with some of my time-traveling wisdom and get you ready for the times ahead. I'm always an ass, but inspiring for the most part.
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